Title:	A Penis like a Tardis
Topics:	stereotype say what, website
Date:	2009-11-22 @ 22:10
Security:	public
Music:	Jersey Girl - Tom Waits
Mood:	peaceful

• 1 new Stereotype, say what?
• A pinch of art in Sheezy

Title:	It's clothes! Do they make me look fat?
Topics:	orlane, stereotype say what, updates, website
Date:	2009-10-04 @ 14:55
Security:	public
Music:	Bang Bang, my baby shot me down - Rancounteurs
Mood:	calm

• 1 New OrLane page (Okay so it's been up for a couple of days so sue me)
• 1 New Stereotype, say what?

Title:	If that racoon hadn't dressed all slutty
Topics:	bad fic readings, lulz, orlane, updates
Date:	2009-08-25 @ 19:11
Security:	public
Mood:	aggravated

Updates:

• 1 new Orlane page posted all over the place.

Since that is kind of a teeny tiny update, I offer you guys a bonus!  That being a bad fic reading!

Remember the broad who I posted about who does the Zombie Bishonen?  Apparently she wrote a horrendously bad fic, and I couldn't help myself, I bad-fic read it.  I should've waited till I got back to college so I could do it with my pal Maniac.  But I got bored, and I got a brand new microphone that I wanted to abuse.  So sorry Maniac!  We are going to do a bad-fic reading together ones of these days though, and it will be so epic, the internet will ban it cause it crashes every server with it's awesome!

But I actually read this fic before I did the microphone recording, and planned on posting it up with just my commentary in bold.  HOWEVER, i think it's better to do a recording because I use voices, sound-effects, and you can listen to this as you do something else.  I don't want to take up all you folks attention.  I may be entertaining at times, but there's a lot on the internet more interesting then me.

As a warning beforehand : There is cursing mine, and the author's, and there is a sex scene in the third chapter.  That's child’s play though cause this morons rampant stupidity will cause even some of the most cynical brains to bleed.  She has hit a few of my nerves, and I warn about them in the first part of the fic.

I apologize for the length, and any extended download times.  I can't believe I spent that much time doing these, but hey I had some kind of masochistic fun, and maybe a few of you will find my ranting entertaining.

The fic, if you haven't seen my earlier post.  It's "SUPPOSED" to be about the author's original characters in the fandom of LEFT 4 DEAD!  A hunter and a smoker are apparently perfectly sentient pretty zombie girls with penises who giggle, wear dresses, and emo it up about their angsty high-school homo love for one another. 

The fic in itself Is basically how an emo twat has romance with the abusive bishie of his dreams.  Oh yeah and the earth is enveloped in Zombie terror, but that's not important because there is poorly written gay romance to be had!  So share in my lulz, and my hate as I rip apart 1 dimensional characters, talk about banging the main character's mother, and rant about her self-hating misogyny! 

So without further ado.

FULLY SENTIENT BOOTFUL GIRLY ZOMBIE WUV

Part 1

Fic
Recording
44 minutes

Part 2

Fic
Recording
38 minutes

Part 3

Fic
Recording
56 minutes

I am really tempted to troll this broad, but I'm a wuss, and I don't want to have a negative obsession those can get unhealthy pretty quickly.  So the only other thing I'll do is read her other fics if she ever continues BUT THAT'S IT I SWEARS!  Oh yeah and If you like my bad fic readings you can commission them.

For more info go here:
http://ruckntrigger.livejournal.com/5281.html?mode=reply

Thanks folks, hope you had a chuckle.

Title:	Snorlax Keychain
Topics:	everything else, orlane, stereotype say what, updates, website
Date:	2009-08-12 @ 20:59
Security:	public
Mood:	cranky

UPDATES:

• 1 New everything else Fandom related.
• 1 New Orlane page
• 1 New Stereotype say what

Next Time on ruckntrigger's LJ: Maybe, I'll post up this bad fic reading I've been doing. Maybe an Orlane page. And maybe you'll meet a freind of mine. WHO KNOWS?

Title:	Rants of tears, and rants of laughter.
Topics:	bootifulzombiegayloversomglulz, gay, rants, sherlock holmes, ygallery
Date:	2009-08-10 @ 20:50
Security:	public
Music:	Naked, Drunk, Horny - Yellow Note
Mood:	aggravated

Hey folks, I don’t post much unless it’s updates, but I’m going to do a non-update, post. I have energy, but not enough to put real effort into anything productive so have a post FULL OF RANTS!!!

Here I rant on two exciting tid-bits I found on the internet. One made me cry, the other makes me lol. Both are gay, but if you watch me, you're practically expecting that ain't ya?

In Summery:

1.) I never took kindly to zombies before, but if one shows up with long flowing blonde locks and a butterfly tramp stamp, I’m sodomzing him slowly with a red-hot iron poker, before I beat him to death with the turd + blood stained weapon.

2.) Holmes and Watson may make-out but nobody will fap. Don’t even try it is not possible. :<

Title:	Danger of Death!
Topics:	everything else, orlane, stereotype say what, updates, website
Date:	2009-08-05 @ 20:36
Security:	public
Music:	Big Time Operator - Big Bad Voodoo daddy
Mood:	productive

• 1 new Everyhing Else
• 1 new Orlane
• 1 new Stereotype, say what
• Tweaked the character section of my site, including adding a Secondary characters bit for Stereotype say what.

Title:	Know what we need? More shovel sex! The audience was in agreement.
Topics:	updates, website
Date:	2009-07-24 @ 03:20
Security:	public
Location:	dark
Music:	Blue Valentines - Tom Waits
Mood:	blah

• 3 new Everything Else pages on the site
• Posted 4 everything else pages to Drunk duck. lol i forgot the last one

Title:	We are all here on faith, because you know the air tastes bad.
Topics:	art, doodle dump, sketchpad completion
Date:	2009-07-20 @ 20:35
Security:	public
Mood:	accomplished

Sketch dump for dead and done Sketchpad #14 is a go!

I don't know if I'm the only art-fag who gets this way, but each time I finish a sketchpad I feel accomplished and pumped.  100 pages done in under a year, BOO-YAH!

A note to new artists:  Those who are frustrated with your current work. DO NOT FRET! Artistic growth is a slow but rewarding process.  I have been arting for over 10 years, and (as mentioned eariler) I just finished my 14th sketchpad.  Each of my sketchpads have been at least 100 pages.  I mean that's 1,400 pages if you don't count the LOADS of doodles on notes, and other blank sheets of paper I've done.  If you don't think you have the patience for this, then art may not be for you.  I personally find it very rewarding, and love milling over my old art, cause I can actually SEE stages in my improvement and evolution. (Even if I'm embarassed at what I thought was cool when I was in my early teens.)
But fellow artists, KEEP ON ARTING! SHE IS A GREAT HOBBY!