Title:	Untitled
Topics:	holiday, stereotype say what, updates
Date:	2009-07-04 @ 13:21
Security:	public
Location:	where else?
Mood:	okay

• Episdoe 2 of Stereotype, say What?

Title:	Untitled
Topics:	brothers, comics, everything else, orlane, real life, website
Date:	2009-05-30 @ 15:22
Security:	public
Location:	in front of yon lappy
Music:	Zaphod Beatleboxxx - Badd Spellah
Mood:	accomplished

A quick blah on my personal life:

I miss the shit out of my college freinds still.  My middle Brother Brad recently got his license and is graduating from High School, and I'm very excited and proud of him.  The bad thing here is that my youngest brother Ben is absoultely refusing to go to his graduation, and my mother isn't forcing him, and that pisses me off to no end.  My mother is convinced that Ben is such an asshat because "OH HE JUST TAKES AFTER HIS ASSHOLE OF A FATHER" HOO HUM MOM, MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU SPOILING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!? BUT NO, MY FATHER'S FAULT! Fucking eh!  I'm just glad that my brother Brad doesn't seem to care that Ben isn't going, if it upset Brad, I would fucking slap Ben around.

But yeah enough of that, I still love my family, but (like with every family) we all have our issues. 

The website got herself an update folks.

I've updated:

My Website: 1 new OrLane comic, and 4 new Everything Else comics

[Drunk Duck] OrLane Comic: 1 new page

[Drunk Duck] Everything Else Comic: 4 new pages

Perhaps some art will go up on Sheezy / Fiend's fridge / Ygallery, later today. Right now I need to feed my Team Fortress 2 addiction, my brother got a new laptop and it works swimmingly on it~ <3

Take Care Folks!

Yeah Hello folks.  Haven’t seen me in awhile?  My excuse

LOL COLLEGES

Okay I have 18 credits (mostly of history), a job, and a minor board role in a on campus club, but I’m doing awesome.  My roommates are awesome, and so is my room. 3 ROOMS FOR 3 PEOPLE FOR THE FUCK-WIN! <3  I’m thoroughly enjoying myself so far. If only if only I could be in colleges forever~

So yeah I’ve been updating Everything Else at a decent pace.  Monty Man has been introduced which should bring a hoard of fans right? 

I probably should advertise OrLane and Everything Else.  Not better, I just should I have made no effort.

Drunk duck hasn’t been working on my internets, don’t know if it’s down altogether but none the less I can’t upload or tweak anything.

Also I’ve been contemplating putting an extras section on my website.  Put some bad fics and other crap I feel like sharing with the internets.

SPEAKING OF BAD FICS!  I’ve done a series called “Crash Crush”, and a little fic called “Anti-love spell”

Crash Crush is a Pirates of the Caribbean RPS fic.  It is bad on so many levels. It’s basically (Happy expressive) Johnny Depp / (extremely emotional) Orlando Bloom.  Don’t want to spoil it for anybody, you can download it in parts or together below. 

Crash Crush 1 + Crash Crush 2 + Crash Crush 3

Crash Crush Complete - The whole thing is bout an hour and 45 minutes.  I don’t know how well you’ll be able to just listen to it on this link, and I think it’ll be very slow comings if you want to download the whole thing.  You’re better off in bits unless you got load of patience you don’t know what to do with.

Crash Crush - Read the Actual Fic

Anti-Love Spell

The Anti love spell is a Charmed one-handed porn fic.  Much shorter then Crash Crush, and wow, it’s amazing.  The person has a serious talent for cramming a staggering amount of horrible things wrong in one sentence.  At the end of this fic, I am joined by ManiacTHP, or Roren who as you folks may know is my roommate this year.  We commentate together on horrible, horrible things.

Anti-Love Spell - Read the Actual Fic

Enjoy them.

I’ll talk to you more later internets. Bye for now!

Title:	Untitled
Topics:	college, job, orlane, real world, vacation
Date:	2008-08-15 @ 10:53
Security:	public
Mood:	awake

Hi folks,

Leaving ya a LJ post to let you folks know I’m going to be on internet-less vacation starting tomorrow the 16^th and ending the 23^rd.  The 24^th is when I’m moving into colleges.  So you might not hear from me for awhile.

Also for those who follow my comic OrLane.  I’ve finished writing the 2^nd arc, and have started working on new pages for it.  (I’ve actually almost done with the line-art of two pages. :3)  I’m currently on a production high, so hopefully I’ll crank out a few more OrLane pages since I will be internet-less for a week.  The one week without internet, I managed to do 3 pages from concept to ink. Hopefully I can match that or do better. |3

Also, in a previous LJ entry I might of mentioned how happy I was that I was offered a job as a supplemental instructor.  Which is basically I sit in on an extra class and help my peers who have trouble in said class.  However I get paid and I get paid over minimum wage for that matter!  Well I snagged the job. So, FUCK YEAH!

Yeah this semester I have an extra class, have a job, and am taking 3 history courses.  Oh jesus I’m going to busy.

Catch you folks on the flip-side.

Title:	Whoring like it's 2008!
Topics:	art trades, bad fic readings, commissions, paypal, whoring
Date:	2008-08-05 @ 20:11
Security:	public
Music:	Bill Nye Remix
Mood:	accomplished

Okay guys I finally have a working paypal account, do you know what that means? TIME FOR ME TO WHORE LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE!

Stand by for a redonkulous amount of Commision information. Shouldn't you have a better way to procrastinate on Real-Life work Ruck?

What I will not draw:
 

1.) Porn- Yeah sorry. No yiffing, no rape, no yuri, no yaoi, no hentai, no masturbation, no sexing of any kind. This is because it’s extremely creepy, this is the internet there are plenty of places to get your rocks off, and I will not be one of the places kthxbai. I’m no good at drawing porn anyway.

(Exceptions:

• If you want a picture of make-outs, groping, pin-ups I might draw those, it depends on exactly what you want. I reserve the right to say no if I feel uncomfortable drawing it.)

2.) Copyrighted stuff - If you or I don’t own it, and I’m getting money for it then I will not draw it.

(Exceptions:

• If you can get the artist/writer/whatever’s permission, then no problem.
• If your character is based in a game like WoW, oblivion, pokemon or something I suppose that’s alright.)

What I will need from you:

• US Monies- Har har yes.
• A way of keeping in contact with you – Be it email, aim, messages through livejournal whatever
• A detailed description of whatever you want me to draw. Pictures would be great, if you can’t supply me with a picture it’s not a big deal but I need a decent description. You should know the deal, clothes, hair, face, how you want them portrayed, etc.

What you need to know about my art:

Mediums- I work in real medium, I’ll work in

• Watercolors
• Pen and Ink
• Oil Pastels
• Colored pencils
• Markers

And a mixture of the above, just for youuuuuuu~

If you do not specify or care what medium I use, I will use what medium/mediums I think is appropriate or what I feel like at the moment. MIGHT AS WELL BE A BIG LOTTERY!

I do not work in digital medium I don’t really have any programs, SORRY!

Strengths- People, animals, plants, you know organic based things. My real strength is in humans, okay sorry I’m egocentric lol.

Weaknesses - Man-made things like buildings, vehicles, guns, and the like.

Want to see samples? They will below

Note about samples: These samples may not be exactly like how your commission piece will come out.

#A.) Some of these pieces might be from awhile ago and my skill has improved

#B.) I may not give a solid color to your background if you asked for a background-less picture, or I may draw more or less of your character depending on what you ask for and what I feel is necessary. I will however discuss this with you before exact payment is decided I will not take advantage of you. Ex) if you ask for a color picture of your character I won’t draw just a set of eyes and a nose, and charge you the full 10.

Also I expect, that if I don’t take advantage of you, that you wouldn’t do the same to me.

~What are my prices:~

Note: This is just a rough estimate, exact payment will be decided when we converse.

Inked Line-Art
1 person – 5 bucks [1] [2]
1 person w/ background – 10 bucks 1]
Multiple persons – 10 bucks [1]
Multiple persons w/ background 15 bucks [1] 

Medium Added
1 Person
[Pencil]
[Oil pastel]
[color pencil]
[Marker]
[Water color]
[Mixture]
1 person w/ background – 15 bucks
[1]
Multiple persons – 15 bucks
[1]
Multiple persons w/ background – 20 bucks
[1]
?!Comics!?
(6 or so panels) Sloppy – 5 bucks
[1]
(1 page) Black and white – 15 bucks
Sorry no samples
(1 page) Color – 25 bucks
[1]

How can you contact me:

Email: SESkitty@aol.com

Aim: SESkitty (I’m hardly on here so don’t count on finding me)

Sheezyart: Ruck

Fiend’s Fridge: Trigger

LJ: Here :B

?!Sabrous!?: Ruck/Dive/Dite/Trigger Most likely Ruck. (I’m usually on every night but don’t count on it.)

How will payment be done:

I like paypal. :B

Additional Information:

Since I work in real medium I’m open to the possibility of mailing said artings to you. We’ll talk about it.

If I feel uncomfortable with your request due to content or size of the project then I remain the right to deny your request.

These prices are loosely based, due to complexity of a piece I may add a few bucks or shave a few bucks off of what I have written above. We will chat beforehand to make sure both parties are in agreement over anything before art is started or payment is shipped out.

The amount of time to finish artings depends on how much I got going on, what kind of mood I’m in, and obviously the complexity of the commission. It could get it to you the next day, or take a couple of months. You can give me a line to ask how it’s coming along, but please don’t constantly pester me. Thank you!

Cideon's Orginal character.  Total was 12.50.  It gets mailed, and they get bonus doodles cause  Cid so awesome


WARNING BLATENT HILLAROUS RACISM!
Roren asked for a pic of her two characters, and to make it lulzy and racist. This was 10bucks :B