Title:	If that racoon hadn't dressed all slutty
Topics:	bad fic readings, lulz, orlane, updates
Date:	2009-08-25 @ 19:11
Security:	public
Mood:	aggravated

Updates:

• 1 new Orlane page posted all over the place.

Since that is kind of a teeny tiny update, I offer you guys a bonus!  That being a bad fic reading!

Remember the broad who I posted about who does the Zombie Bishonen?  Apparently she wrote a horrendously bad fic, and I couldn't help myself, I bad-fic read it.  I should've waited till I got back to college so I could do it with my pal Maniac.  But I got bored, and I got a brand new microphone that I wanted to abuse.  So sorry Maniac!  We are going to do a bad-fic reading together ones of these days though, and it will be so epic, the internet will ban it cause it crashes every server with it's awesome!

But I actually read this fic before I did the microphone recording, and planned on posting it up with just my commentary in bold.  HOWEVER, i think it's better to do a recording because I use voices, sound-effects, and you can listen to this as you do something else.  I don't want to take up all you folks attention.  I may be entertaining at times, but there's a lot on the internet more interesting then me.

As a warning beforehand : There is cursing mine, and the author's, and there is a sex scene in the third chapter.  That's child’s play though cause this morons rampant stupidity will cause even some of the most cynical brains to bleed.  She has hit a few of my nerves, and I warn about them in the first part of the fic.

I apologize for the length, and any extended download times.  I can't believe I spent that much time doing these, but hey I had some kind of masochistic fun, and maybe a few of you will find my ranting entertaining.

The fic, if you haven't seen my earlier post.  It's "SUPPOSED" to be about the author's original characters in the fandom of LEFT 4 DEAD!  A hunter and a smoker are apparently perfectly sentient pretty zombie girls with penises who giggle, wear dresses, and emo it up about their angsty high-school homo love for one another. 

The fic in itself Is basically how an emo twat has romance with the abusive bishie of his dreams.  Oh yeah and the earth is enveloped in Zombie terror, but that's not important because there is poorly written gay romance to be had!  So share in my lulz, and my hate as I rip apart 1 dimensional characters, talk about banging the main character's mother, and rant about her self-hating misogyny! 

So without further ado.

FULLY SENTIENT BOOTFUL GIRLY ZOMBIE WUV

Part 1

Fic
Recording
44 minutes

Part 2

Fic
Recording
38 minutes

Part 3

Fic
Recording
56 minutes

I am really tempted to troll this broad, but I'm a wuss, and I don't want to have a negative obsession those can get unhealthy pretty quickly.  So the only other thing I'll do is read her other fics if she ever continues BUT THAT'S IT I SWEARS!  Oh yeah and If you like my bad fic readings you can commission them.

For more info go here:
http://ruckntrigger.livejournal.com/5281.html?mode=reply

Thanks folks, hope you had a chuckle.

Title:	Rants of tears, and rants of laughter.
Topics:	bootifulzombiegayloversomglulz, gay, rants, sherlock holmes, ygallery
Date:	2009-08-10 @ 20:50
Security:	public
Music:	Naked, Drunk, Horny - Yellow Note
Mood:	aggravated

Hey folks, I don’t post much unless it’s updates, but I’m going to do a non-update, post. I have energy, but not enough to put real effort into anything productive so have a post FULL OF RANTS!!!

Here I rant on two exciting tid-bits I found on the internet. One made me cry, the other makes me lol. Both are gay, but if you watch me, you're practically expecting that ain't ya?

In Summery:

1.) I never took kindly to zombies before, but if one shows up with long flowing blonde locks and a butterfly tramp stamp, I’m sodomzing him slowly with a red-hot iron poker, before I beat him to death with the turd + blood stained weapon.

2.) Holmes and Watson may make-out but nobody will fap. Don’t even try it is not possible. :<

Yeah Hello folks.  Haven’t seen me in awhile?  My excuse

LOL COLLEGES

Okay I have 18 credits (mostly of history), a job, and a minor board role in a on campus club, but I’m doing awesome.  My roommates are awesome, and so is my room. 3 ROOMS FOR 3 PEOPLE FOR THE FUCK-WIN! <3  I’m thoroughly enjoying myself so far. If only if only I could be in colleges forever~

So yeah I’ve been updating Everything Else at a decent pace.  Monty Man has been introduced which should bring a hoard of fans right? 

I probably should advertise OrLane and Everything Else.  Not better, I just should I have made no effort.

Drunk duck hasn’t been working on my internets, don’t know if it’s down altogether but none the less I can’t upload or tweak anything.

Also I’ve been contemplating putting an extras section on my website.  Put some bad fics and other crap I feel like sharing with the internets.

SPEAKING OF BAD FICS!  I’ve done a series called “Crash Crush”, and a little fic called “Anti-love spell”

Crash Crush is a Pirates of the Caribbean RPS fic.  It is bad on so many levels. It’s basically (Happy expressive) Johnny Depp / (extremely emotional) Orlando Bloom.  Don’t want to spoil it for anybody, you can download it in parts or together below. 

Crash Crush 1 + Crash Crush 2 + Crash Crush 3

Crash Crush Complete - The whole thing is bout an hour and 45 minutes.  I don’t know how well you’ll be able to just listen to it on this link, and I think it’ll be very slow comings if you want to download the whole thing.  You’re better off in bits unless you got load of patience you don’t know what to do with.

Crash Crush - Read the Actual Fic

Anti-Love Spell

The Anti love spell is a Charmed one-handed porn fic.  Much shorter then Crash Crush, and wow, it’s amazing.  The person has a serious talent for cramming a staggering amount of horrible things wrong in one sentence.  At the end of this fic, I am joined by ManiacTHP, or Roren who as you folks may know is my roommate this year.  We commentate together on horrible, horrible things.

Anti-Love Spell - Read the Actual Fic

Enjoy them.

I’ll talk to you more later internets. Bye for now!